A Cup of Tea


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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  • Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
  • Me 7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
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THIS IS HALLOWEEN (like youve never heard) -

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why do people say “yassssssssssssssssssss”

it’s fucking “yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss” you’re not a fucking snake

(Source: heteroh, via l0vely-death)

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he’s disappointed in your blog
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on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

(Source: ouijasquiji, via heart)


Fortune cookie
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